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 13:45 | 30/May/2007
Increase your earnings
Increase your earningsInvite your family and friends to grow your network and increase your earnings.You can send the following content to your contacts by personal email account.Hi,mGinger.com pays you to read ads on your cellphone! These ads are only about your interests.Not only that, you get to decide when you want these ads.Based on my calcula... more...
 23:56 | 26/Feb/2007
WE ONCE WERE ONE
The day that we first met, in my mind I still see, you sitting in the bus, looking for some company.I alone myself, sat down with you that day, neither of us knowing what the hell to say.But we got through the awkward times, and quickly came to be,the best of friends to eachother, we could ever be.The closer we grew, the more we left, the other wor... more...
 00:21 | 25/Feb/2007
various kind of marketing
A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very... more...
 00:02 | 25/Feb/2007
Newton in romantic mood
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer fromOne girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. " first law:"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play ... more...
 00:02 | 25/Feb/2007
Ur favourite sports bike?? more...
 23:38 | 24/Feb/2007
Interesting one
GIRLS - Chocolates or Flowers?, Bikes or Cars?, Soft music or Rock?, Rains or Moonlight?, Club or Beach? put up ur comments now. more...
 23:36 | 24/Feb/2007
True Crime
When they pulled the car over at three in the morning on June 21, 1978, police in Bath Township, Ohio, thought they had a drunk driver on their hands. It was the summer solstice, the year's longest day and shortest night. The sky was already beginning to lighten when the police officers ordered the man behind the wheel, a blond, bespectacled teenag... more...
 23:32 | 24/Feb/2007
Friendship
Dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,Dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye,Dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki,Waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye.HI(\\\\_ _/)       (\\_ _//)       (=“•“=)        (=“•“=)       (“) ? (“)        (“) ? (“)      ¦¦¦¦¦¦     ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦   ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦  ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦  ¦¦¦ Make a friend, is a gift ¦¦¦ ¦¦¦¦ Have a friend, is a Grace ¦... more...
 23:28 | 24/Feb/2007
Modern Progrmming
 MethodologiesThe first step in every software development project should be requirements analysis, followed by modeling, implementation, and failure elimination (debugging).There exist a lot of differing approaches for each of those tasks. One approach popular for requirements analysis is Use Case analysis.Popular modeling techniques include Objec... more...
 23:25 | 24/Feb/2007
Computer Programming
Computer programming (often shortened to programming or coding) is the process of writing, testing, and maintaining the source code of computer programs. The source code is written in a programming language. This code may be a modification of existing source or something completely new. The process of writing source code requires expertise in many ... more...
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 Nischalson C... | 00:02 | 6/Nov/2007
Friends: (280)  | City: iland  | Interests: i am not that tal...
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ah! this one's a bit senti. thought i'll post something nice, specially when i'm celebrating my second year in iLand. q:well..i would like to thank every one in iLand. it's been a great two years!thanks rediff team for providing a great platform. i've certainly metsome really really fabulous people here. ((((((:and happy diwali to everyone! (:love ...  more...
 Kainaat Crea... | 20:29 | 11/Dec/2007
Friends: (1227)  | City: Birmingham  | Interests: Having a good laugh
Very Hot
A Zen master visiting London City goes up to a hot dog vendor (Indian of course) and says, "Make me one with everything."The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a €20 note.The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.The vendor responds, "Chan...  more...
 Sandhya Suri | 17:36 | 29/Nov/2007
Friends: (628)  | City: Jaipur  | Interests: Life
Asleep on the Road
Ironically this post is under the 'Life' category...this is anything but life.I normally say my prayers early morning in transit to work. On my way, last morning, I saw a man, lying dead on the dusty median. He was stiff, still, as only a dead person can be. He had been beaten to death, sometime between the day before and last morning. My heart utt...  more...
 Binu Abraham | 17:54 | 9/Nov/2007
Friends: (583)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Reading
This is what True Love is all about:
It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him look at his ...  more...
 Vijit Vivek | 17:31 | 13/Dec/2007
Friends: (227)  | City: Patna  | Interests: Bio Medical Engin...
Was that YOUR handiwork
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 ROSY LIPS | 00:32 | 12/Dec/2007
Friends: (402)  | City: United Kingdom  | Interests: only gold(sona)
LOVE
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 Cpyder Graphix | 20:43 | 12/Dec/2007
Friends: (88)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: Photograph, Fly, ...
Yellow Pepper
Hello iLanders, after a long time I present to you three of my pics that I shot in last two months.  Hope you will like them.  Waiting for your comments... - CpyderGraphix  more...
 sameer sinha | 14:43 | 8/Nov/2007
Friends: (52)  | Interests: reading , reading...
Who is best Tcs , Wipro OR Infosys
Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS? One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and onefrom TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"Why not, said the other two. The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist...  more...
 Preposterix ... | 10:25 | 26/Jun/2007
Friends: (64)  | City: Chennai  | Interests: Reading, Arts(tha...
Whats in a sexual identity?
I first learnt about them when I was 13 years old. My cousins, were referring to them in vulgar terms and cracking jokes. I was naive(then) and asked my mom what those terms meant. She patiently explained them to me. By them, I mean the sexual minorities. Male and Female are the sexual majorities, the transgenders, the minorities.(For an explanatio...  more...
 Sandeep Ozarde | 10:47 | 26/Oct/2007
Friends: (618)  | City: Bombay  | Interests: BREAKFAST: Assam ...
The Real Shopping-Cart Revolution
Five hundred years of progress packed into a sack of flour.By J. Bradford DeLong, Wired MagHere's some food for thought.A smart shopper can buy a 5-pound bag of Gold Medal flour for 69 cents. That's enough to feed three people for a day - 7,500 easy-to-digest, relatively nutritious, and potentially tasty calories. All for less than 0.7 percent of a...  more...
 shubhangi kadbe | 11:28 | 18/Jul/2007
Friends: (86)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: WATCHING TV
Full glass of milk
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house.However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water.She thought he looked hungry so...  more...
 Param | 20:11 | 1/Dec/2007
Friends: (41)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: " I AM HERE FOR S...
FRIENDSHIP
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... SAMSUNGEvery One Is Invited!Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... CHEN ONEChanging Life Style!Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PHILIPSLets Makes Things Better!Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... airtelaisi azadi aur kaha!Fri3nd$h!p is Like... SPRITESirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PEPSIAsk For More!Fri3nd$h!p s Like... LGDigitally Yours!Fr...  more...
 News Domain | 12:36 | 6/Oct/2007
Friends: (946)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Reading, writing,...
please income
SantaSingh got his promotion and became principal in colledge. To keep up with his status, he decided tospeak only in English to all his juniors. One morning, his peon peeped through the doorto see if his principal was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why areyou outstanding! Please in...  more...
 Hidden Aura | 05:02 | 24/Jun/2007
Friends: (81)  | City: Iland  | Interests: Music,reading,num...
The first lesson I learnt !!!
For the past few weeks I's busy with my hectic schedule ,though found some time to read the blogs of friends,didn't find time to post something new.--*********************************************--Wh ile returing to hometoday to my room saw something that reminded me my childhood days. A young kid used some abusive language and immediately chased up...  more...
 ashminder bahal | 18:44 | 16/Sep/2007
Friends: (123)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: movies
Cu Chi Tunnels
One of the most interesting and adventurous places that I visited in Vietnam was Cu Chi tunnels. Essentially these tunnels came into being during the Vietnam war. The Vietcongs had dug them to escape the relentless bombings carried out by the Americans in the dense jungle forests of Vietnam. The huge B-52 bombers rained down a barrage of bombs blin...  more...
 umesh chhikara | 12:07 | 30/Nov/2007
Friends: (118)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: a freak.....
The famous kiss
It was one of those moments which get a reminiscent smile on my face when I think about it! I, Neel and his mom went to watch this movie Dhoom 2 and one thing which I was very sure about was that neel will not buzz for 3 hours. I wouldn’t have mind getting up in between but then I was waiting for that famous kiss scene and did not want to miss it. ...  more...
 Bad Angel | 13:30 | 13/Oct/2007
Friends: (0)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: :|
Words Fiesta - A compilation of my favou...
Words Fiesta! A compilation of my favourite poems on iLand. “Poetry is the journal of the sea animal living on land, wanting to fly in the air.  Poetry is a search for syllables to shoot at the barriers of the unknown and the unknowable.  Poetry is a phantom script telling how rainbows are made and why they go away.” - Carl Sandburg   To My LoveIf ...  more...
 glycerine | 13:31 | 8/Jun/2007
Friends: (16)  | City: Chennai  | Interests: writing writing r...
Sonnet for Stolen Mobile Phone
You were small, curvy, and cute,Full of lively chatter and, sometimes mute,For hours I would wait for your ring,That set my pulse racing.You spoke to me in several lingos,Local, Hindi, English, Bambaiya patois,A ventricle and aorta full of feelings,Elations, greetings, glad tidings. Then one evening, I know not,Who stole you from me, my Camelot,Are...  more...
 Tinkerbell | 14:49 | 5/Dec/2007
Friends: (202)  | Interests: Saying it with so...
Ay ay ay... ay ay mi amor
Antonio Banderas sings the famous Mariachi song from the movie Desperado! Need I say more? ;) Smoking hot AB and Salma Hayek and the music it takes you to Latin land straight away! Note: Translation on the left of each line! Antonio croons with the Los Lobos band of La bamba fame! Soy un hombre muy honrado -I’m an honest manQue me gusta lo major … ...  more...
 Thohe Pou | 18:03 | 22/Nov/2007
Friends: (782)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Reading philosoph...
Thoughts of the Day!!!
    Appreciation sprouts in the land of jealousy free zones.          more...
 Mahen Mishra | 10:15 | 3/Dec/2007
Friends: (209)  | City: Rourkela  | Interests: being in and arou...
A wonderful Story...!!
From My Collection...!!!A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beardssitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don"t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and havesomething to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He"s out."  Then we cannot come in...  more...
 Jitender Mangla | 12:44 | 15/Nov/2007
Friends: (320)  | City: Faridabad  | Interests: making new friend...
|~ Mmmmuuuuuaaaahhhhh ~|
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 javed bux | 10:17 | 7/Sep/2007
Friends: (45)  | City: Nagpur  | Interests: Story, Making fri...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)>>You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the>chips and dip coming.>-- Alan, age 10>>No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.>God decides it all way before, and you get to...  more...
 AttiDude | 17:35 | 29/Mar/2007
Friends: (60)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: me pondering........
Random memories.....
Walking along the beach, picked up a few pebbles,....along the way pocketed them so that they are not lost!Walking along the beach, some salty water and sticky uncomforatble sand stuck to me...along the way tried to dust them off, some of it still sticks.Its time to look at the colorful pebbles and forget about the sticky sands:The cousins who look...  more...
 ZEUS ZEUS | 00:51 | 11/Dec/2007
Friends: (552)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: nothing. absolute...
The Tea-shop girl
The corner shop that serves us teaAnd houses all furore.From rising price to falling starsIn voices shrill and sore.A pair of eyes does follow themLook askance at their dinWhen closing shop with little handsOr washing strainers clean.A simple riddle troubles her,At times, does make her smileHow grown up men have silly fightsKnowing all the whileTha...  more...
 V T | 17:59 | 29/Nov/2007
Friends: (126)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Hoi Polloi & Riff...
Laal Salaam
लाल सलामएक ज़माना थाबहुत गुस्सा आता थादिल करता था के धूआँ उ...  more...
 RITU BALA | 09:46 | 10/Feb/2007
Friends: (4)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Consultancy on As...
CONSULTANCY BY RITU BALA- ASTRO/FENGSHUI...
Why consultation is recommended for Vastu1- Vastu is based on the sound principals,which have a scientific rationale. So  one should follow them to live a better life.2- Vastu is based on the five elements, which maintains proper balance in the proper directions viz. Air, Fire, Water, Earth and Space.Why we advice you to follow Feng-Shui1-  To get ...  more...
 Krishnaswamy... | 21:56 | 7/Dec/2007
Friends: (120)  | City: Fremont, CA  | Interests: Cricket & Discuss...
DRUNK EPISODE
 Woman knocks husband out with potatoThursday, December 6, 2007The potato was later mashedAll couples have their arguments, but usually vegetables aren"t used as weapons.When things got heated between a husband and wife in Nicholson, Georgia, she reached for the first thing that came to hand - a spud.When her partner called her by a rude word, she...  more...
 LAV CHAWLA | 15:45 | 29/Jun/2007
Friends: (146)  | City: Gwalior  | Interests: Composing Songs, ...
Life - A SENSEX
 On a high…Glorying the new peaksMaking wavesTaking new stridesCrossing over new frontsMoves are on…The nation is staring… Expectations are aspirationsProfits making impressionsWith all hoe & gleeTaking experts at surprises No’ one can guess it…Like a demon sometimes…Like a dream at times Life’s like SENSEXOn a high at linesDim at timesMaking news ...  more...
 neha | 22:37 | 2/Jun/2007
Friends: (93)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Music,photography...
Sometimes being a friend means..........
Sometimes being a friend means.................                mastering the art of timing.     There is a time for silence.                  A time to let go...                          And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.  more...
 TechnoWize | 10:41 | 12/Jul/2007
Friends: (5)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Technology, Gadge...
BSNL panel to tap tie-up with Ericsson
State-owned Bharat Sanchar Nigam Ltd has set up a three-member committee to re-evaluate the tender for 45 million GSM connections awarded to Ericsson, to which Communications Minister A Raja has raised objections.The committee, whose members were not a part of the original committee for tender evaluation (CET), is expected to submit its report in a...  more...
 vaidehi | 17:13 | 4/Sep/2007
Friends: (117)  | City: Agra  | Interests: music,reading,tre...
Tumhara Intjar hai.
TUMHARA INTAJAR HAI...       SULGATE AHSAS,MAHKTE HUE KHAYAL...... JAAGTI AANKHO ME SOYE HUE SE KHUCH KHAWAB HAI.... SURKH LABON PAR TUMHARA HI NAAM HAI....... HAR AADA ME TUMHARE HI PYAR KA KHUMAR HAI... HAR AAHAT PAR LAGTA HAI KI TUM HO........... HAR PAL BAS TUMHARA HI INTAZAR HAI.......  more...
 ramesh m | 11:49 | 10/Dec/2007
Friends: (110)  | City: iland  | Interests: making others happy
Performance v/s Position
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York." Saint Peter consults h...  more...
 nitin malik | 00:49 | 27/Sep/2007
Friends: (144)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: In Love with Life
Ganpati Bappa...Morya
 Ganpati Bappa…Morya  “Aai, please let me play, all of my friends must have reached the ground already!” Apu pleaded with his mother.  “Finish your homework first, only then you can go,” Aai replied.  “Pleeeeaseeeeeee…….my lovely mother, my sweet mother,” Apu unleashed his weapon of flattery mixed with innocence that always worked with his mother. ...  more...
 Prudent Indian | 16:38 | 11/Dec/2007
Friends: (207)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading,Net Surfi...
Frankly Speaking, Very frankly.
We are in the midst of ‘re-election’ of Narrendra Modi, and the news being broadcasted are not just partisan but ‘BLANTENTLY’ anti Modi. I do not know who is fighting this election against BJP, led ably by Modi?Who?Some‘Jihadi’ Secularists like Teesta Setelwad?After all, She has got the award for her services, hasn’t she? A Bharat Ratan- and that t...  more...
 AAMEEN KHAN | 11:44 | 12/Dec/2007
Friends: (210)  | City: zelon  | Interests: Drama direction; ...
KUUCHCH KUUCHCH
Guum rahataa hoon hameshaa oonki yaadon mainAur chchaayaa rahataa hai deel-o-dimaag parEk tarah ke nashe ki tarah kuchch kuuchch. Chuup ho jaataa hoon, baatein karataa kartaa kabhiAur mere maun main sabhi ko deekhtaa haiEk sawaal .. kuuchch kuuchch. Duub jaataa hoon, kabhi oonke khwaabo khayaalon mainAur muuze deekhataa hai Koyee oon jaisa kuuchch ...  more...
 meraj akhtar | 13:24 | 19/Oct/2007
Friends: (41)  | City: Ghaziabad  | Interests: listening music,p...
kal ka waqya
यारों कल मेरे साथ बहुत ही अजीब वाक़या हुआ.कल कॉलेज जाने के लि&...  more...
 alpana | 22:10 | 13/Dec/2007
Friends: (240)  | City: NOIDA  | Interests: painting, reading...
 its a plea! please respect and love ur elders always! Aaj shaam thi ajeeb si na thi chiyoan ki chehak na thi phooloan mey mehak aisa laga ki pavan ney dhoond ki chaadarchaaroan aur li thi lapet! na tha mausam garmi ka na hua sardi ka ehsaasbas lag raha tha kuch rokh raha hai mera saansaaj shaam thi ajeeb siaur mein thi shayad bheetar mann key thod...  more...
 Kanchan Bhat... | 23:49 | 12/Dec/2007
Friends: (116)  | City: Jabalpur  | Interests: Impossibole... th...
Randomized
Randomized You women lie Kneeling and praying Dancing in endgames Praying as life ebbs To the Goddess of stupid things, Just nothingness Rejoicing in my death Forever A blindfold through The stakes Kill me Would you Or rather, Wont you? © kanchan 12 Dec 2007  more...
 Saurin Parikh | 15:04 | 11/Jun/2007
Friends: (119)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: Sunrise & Sunset ...
Great to Greatest
Everyone great person wants to be the greatest. Every person who has achieved something in his (or her) field wants to be the paramount achiever in that field. One would like to believe that it is only till the person has achieved it all, that he (or she) would like to rest. Or if you take the case of the Australian Cricket Team, not rest at all. K...  more...
 binny bunnz | 16:58 | 30/Nov/2007
Friends: (137)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: The woods are lov...
Santa..Dii..Maa...Dii..Chitthi.....
Sardarji"s Mom"s LetterDear  BantaVahe  Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I"m  writing this letter slowly, because I know you  cannot read fast.  We  don"t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in  the newspaper  that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved  20 miles.  I wont be able t...  more...<